some people say that we’ll know the apocalypse is near when the sky is filled with fire and brimstone. i say no. i say we already know that the end is nigh, for behold the complete fucktardness of people who pay upwards of $40 to come to Ontario Place.

yes, i’m rambling because i’m just a poor university student making minimum wage cleaning bird shit off of boats and being yelled by obese parents because their precious snowflake is too goddamn retarded to make their way out of a slide made of cheap plastic.

that’s what ontario place will do to ya. best of all, there’s still 2 months of this shit remaining